Christian J

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Christian is a very smart boy and usually really loves English.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.

Look at that Christian J

studying english

Christian J by Breekki February 14, 2019

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Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.

Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.

Christian J Smith by julissa44 March 24, 2022

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christian james

The coolest nigga in the world
Everyone loves him

I love Christian James so much

christian james by Mizzsexy1107 January 21, 2017

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Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag

"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."

Christian Jihad by Xaviur September 10, 2006

christian joy

friend and exclusive designer of Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. she now has clothes available in new york boutiques and has a website (christianjoy.us)

designs vary from torn prom dresses to space suits to skeleton costumes with attatched intestines.

Christian joy's designs are stellar

christian joy by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

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christian jarrett

A creepy person who will make your live an endless soul crushing darkness wet and bleak and suffocating. He is also watching you.

Christian Jarrett will kill you in your sleep. At your house

christian jarrett by Cj233333 February 23, 2017

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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

Christian Johnson by NunButFax March 3, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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