christelyn
Christelyn an amazing woman who is beautiful and smart, but is usually too hard on herself even though everyone around her thinks she's amazing. Definitely a girl you need in your life.
christelyn by DEADPOOL31 May 31, 2016
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Crank Christening
The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
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christelyn • christlyn • cristelyn • chriselyn • Chrishelyn • Christalyn • Christeline • Christilyn • christlyne • christa lynn
christel
christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!
christel by true-facts94 December 18, 2018
Christalyn
Christalyn is a person who will always think of her friends before herself. She’ll get angry and overprotective of all of them.
She is nice and kindhearted but has a strong personality that can’t be broken easily.....by anyone
She is nice and kindhearted but has a strong personality that can’t be broken easily.....by anyone
Hi Christalyn
Christalyn by Cadence4334 February 27, 2019
Christelle
the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010
Christevan
The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!
Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."
Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"
Christevan by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022
christaline
Christaline is strong and Intelligent, she is trustworthy and can keep many secrets. She's kindhearted and would do anything for her friends and family.
christaline by Aesthetic em June 19, 2017
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