Christeline 

A beautiful, big-breasted, woman with dark brown hair, and brown eyes. She is a whole lot of woman, and most can't handle it. She has a ghetto booty, and she loves it when you squeeze it. She makes friends at an instant and has the guys drooling over her. She doesn't even try, they just like her breasts.

Damn, did you see that chick's jugs?

Hell yeah! She must have been a Christeline.

Christeline by JCookies September 3, 2011

The New Adventures of Old Christine 

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.

It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

The New Adventures of Old Christine by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christine locks 

A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"

My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.

Christine locks by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011

Christine 

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.

If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.

Christine by Meaning of Christine May 28, 2019

Christelle 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!

i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!

Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010

Christine 

A beautiful woman with long locks and sparkling eyes. Normally has a boyfriend and admirers. Kind and smart. Usually seems depressed or sad. Normal my when people Complement her she usually denies the complement or ignore it

Friend "your so pretty"
Christine"no I'm not"
Friend"your so nice"
Christine ...

Christine by BoiFwend January 21, 2019