Chrismo

Any man who is the sexiest fat man alive, and also a pirate.

Man1: Did you see that large man aboard that pirate ship?

Man2: Yeah! He was such a Chrismo!!

by Ringoooo. June 18, 2008

Chismosavirus

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chismosa

A nosey ass motherfucker

Mirel was being a chismosa as she looked over at my phone, and tried to read my text.

by Chickentendersaremyheaven June 26, 2017

chismoso

a male who likes to gossip.

"carlos stop being a chismoso telling everyone about zoiana sleeping with juan"

by Chismoso March 12, 2017

ChrisMoment

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".

"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"

by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

Chrispoo

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

Christo Hug

A hug including at least one Christo, in which all the participants temporarily reach a higher level of awesome. Usually, but not always, initiated by someone shouting out the phrase "Christo hug!!", after which everyone mobs each other in a group hug.

P1: Christo hug!!!
*All participants temporarily attain a level of extreme awesomeness.

by JustAteAGrape January 13, 2010