Chismosa 

A nosey ass motherfucker

Mirel was being a chismosa as she looked over at my phone, and tried to read my text.

Chismosa by Chickentendersaremyheaven June 26, 2017

chismosa 

shit-talking woman. female gossiper.

rosalita es una pinche chismosa.
rosalita is a fucking shit-talker.

chismosa by baked alaska March 22, 2005

chismosa 

someone who always knows the latest gossip or news about other people and feels compelled to delight everyone around him or her with it. a person or group of people (usually women) always absorbed in other people's buisness.

Juana_ oye marisol you hear bout that stoopid slut azucena how she like tried to get with rosa's man pedro???

marisol_ naw juana you like totally turnin into da block chismosa giirl!!

chismosa by bigdawg2000 October 14, 2011

chismosa 

A female gossiper; a woman who talks ill about a person.

Merlinda is a Filipina chismosa who gathers her close friends for parties in order to gossip about other people she hates or dislikes.

chismosa by chismosa-hater September 30, 2008

chismosa 

Cheeze-Mos-ah

It means gossip

Becky-Did you see how Randisa was talking to the preacher? All close?
Felicia-yeah, she's nasty. Who would behave that way?
Becky/Felicia- yuk

Note-This Becky and Felicia are no better. Because Gossip/
Chismosa is not ok

chismosa by OGJOJO April 15, 2019

Chismosa Corner 

“gossip girls” makeup station on Drag Race

2 bitchy queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race created a Chismosa Corner on Season 17 where they cut down their other sisters for filth and kiki until cows come home

Chismosa Corner by Uncle Joosie January 18, 2025

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023