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chrismond 

A guy who is passionate about what he loves. You can often find him in his natural habitat of the highway on a motorcycle. Loves God and proclaims that Jesus is his savior. Provider for his family. Can be a little hot tempered but what's life without a little excitement? Overprotective and very watchful. Don't mess with anyone named Chrismond, they are very calculated and may not get you back today, but when you least expect it
Chrismond, Mount Up!
chrismond by NiQuinn April 22, 2017
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Chrisland 

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
Chrisland by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

ChrisMoment 

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".
"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"
ChrisMoment by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

Chesmond 

The kid who eats your Legos during playtime.
Stop being a Chesmond
Chesmond by Chesmond1 July 28, 2020

Chinmond 

Someone with an extremely large chin which purposely uses their chin as a weapon which can be extremely lethal when swung with force at their victim.
watch where you swing that chin, stop being such a chinmond

I just got chin raped by another chinmond

The Crimson Chin strikes again assaulting another random stranger with his extortionate chin
Chinmond by jonny0503 December 10, 2010

Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure