Chrislen

The most absolute top tier name’s a female living on earth can ever have. One of the most uncommon name, very rare. Extremely beautiful. Driven by loyalty. Humble. Passionate. Mysterious. Private. Talented. Sexual and sensual, yet possessive and vindictive.

That’s Chrislen, she’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of.

by dmfdon November 22, 2021

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrislyn

A beautiful and intelligent girl who tends to have blonde moments but is really smart.

What are you gonna name your kid? Chrislyn.

by HAYYBAYYBAYY February 4, 2010

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

chrislynn

A intelligent, beautiful girl who is independent and doesn't take shit from nobody. She typically believes that dating is over-rated. She is sweet, kind, funny and everyone wants to be her friend. She loves kids and people in general. She is hot, sexy, and drop-dead-gorgeous! If you have a Chrislynn, consider yourself lucky.

I can't come over this weekend, I am with Chrislynn!

by Sweet_Beans November 22, 2017

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 13, 2019