Chrislène is a boss ass bitch. You either love her or you don’t. She’s straight forward and will not beat around the bush to tell you something. Chrislène is genuine and has a heart of gold.
Chrislène is a boss ass bitch. You either love
her or you don't. She's straight forward and
will not beat around the bush to tell you
something. Chrislène is genuine and has a
heart of gold.
The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.