ChrisMitch

Not be confused with the holiday, a ChrisMitch is a mark a%^ ninj@ typically from a small region in Alabama who posses the physical traits and behavioral tendencies: mouf stank, hair is styled in a "weak-man's perm" aka the Southern Pootie Tang, has bad edges and lastly he couldn't cut hair even if he used turned on clippers as a pillow case.

If that ChrisMitch keep talking, I may have to throw water on him.

by ChrisMitch October 5, 2023

Christchurch

A city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet.

Christchurch: The City that Rocks
Christchurch: It's Munted

by ShakyEd April 17, 2011

Christchurch

A city in New Zealand that experiences many earthquakes.

Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Christchurch?
Dude 2: Nah, there will probably be an earthquake.

by Abraxos August 3, 2018

Christchurch Boy's High School

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.

Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School

by dildy69 June 25, 2018

Christchurch Grammar School

Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.

Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.

by lolgamers April 26, 2019

Christchurch

Christchurch is a term that is exclaimed when someone finds themselves in a situation where the shouting of Christ or Jesus Christ would generally be warranted. The term is said to have been created in southern Ontario (Canada) when a young chap hurt himself in the presence of devout churchgoers and wanted to yell Christ. As it is blasphemous to use the Lord's name in vain, the inventor - who was well read in Oceanic geography - quickly added church to the end of his exclamation.

Note: If you hear someone use Christchurch in this context, it is customary that you reply by stating Auckland - or more rarely, Wellington.

John: (Stand up in a low ceiling basement and hit his head) 'A christchurch!'

Peter: Auckland!

by jamic39 August 13, 2015

Chrismita

An awesome person who owns a Donkey

Have you seen Chrismita around?

by shakshakshakespeare November 28, 2011