Not be confused with the holiday, a ChrisMitch is a mark a%^ ninj@ typically from a small region in Alabama who posses the physical traits and behavioral tendencies: mouf stank, hair is styled in a "weak-man's perm" aka the Southern Pootie Tang, has bad edges and lastly he couldn't cut hair even if he used turned on clippers as a pillow case.
by ChrisMitch October 05, 2023