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Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie
"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."
Chris Harrison by SilfHunter August 12, 2009

chris harrison

A man with a very large penis
"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth
chris harrison by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
Chris Harrison by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

chrisharrison 

a goal scored from beyond midfield that bounces over the keeper's head and into the goal, the epitome of bad goalkeeping. Very humiliating.
Oh my god, I just scored a chrisharrison to win the game! That goalie is dismal!
chrisharrison by Mez Menasria January 14, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026