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Beating the shit out of someone ,while singing and dancing, who is either a woman who doesn't expect it or who deserves it. this person can also be beating the shit out of a man who is known across the community as a bitch.

Eh you know my nigga c.j He went and chris brownd his girl last week.

Chris Brownd by steveakrre February 21, 2009

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chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

chris brown your ass by d115 February 17, 2009

Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

Chris Browned by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.

nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

except chris brown by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009

To Chris Brown

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse

"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":

To Chris Brown by IBSEES March 6, 2009

go Chris Brown on you

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.

Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.

go Chris Brown on you by team rihanna February 12, 2009

Chris Brown a Ho

The act to brutally beat and embarrass the opposite sex.

1) Pimp: Bitch, where's my money! Your two pennies short! -Chris Brown a ho-

2) Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu...

3) Girl 1: That guy just called me a hoochie!

Girl 2: Ohhh girrll, time to Chris Brown a Ho.

Chris Brown a Ho by R-Ill February 21, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026