Chouping 

the act of "raving" inside your own head while attempting to do errands, frequently dancing pretending like you are wearing glow-light gloves.

PJ can typically be seen chouping when he is blacked out around alcohol, weed, and adderall.

Chouping by Roommate6079 March 3, 2011

Choping 

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

Choping by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Choping 

The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.

Did you see that pervert choping that woman?

Choping by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

Karate chopping the meatloaf. by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

Choping 

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

Choping by Satandog June 17, 2018

chopping the lumber down 

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

chopping the lumber down by I got you back July 19, 2009