chooping

Playing chess while pooping

Boris: Why do you always grab your phone off your desk before heading to the bathroom?
Bobby: Because why poop, when you can choop?
Boris: Chooping? Ohhh... I get it.

by ButtPimplePopper January 20, 2015

chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009

chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.

Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.

by chaids January 4, 2009

Chooing

(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.

Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021

Choping

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

Choosing

When a person has multiple options (dating) and picks based on the current or momentary want, need, time or circumstance. Often times, the choice is based on a material (when women are choosing) or sexual (when men are choosing) gain.

Tasha, you know I’ve been wanting to take you out but you stay choosing and entertaining other men.

by YogagODDess December 4, 2020