Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.

"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."

Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

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The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

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Nico Nico Chorus

A number of singers on the Japanese Nico Nico Douga site whose individual versions of the same song have been edited together in such a way that it appears that they are performing the song as one united chorus.

The song is usually (but not always) a vocaloid or anime song with a video backdrop, often with captions and/or icons identifying the individual singers.

Search for "Nico Nico Chorus" on Youtube for examples.

Nico Nico Chorus by greymousie January 18, 2011

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Chords of Steel

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

Chords of Steel by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

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