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Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.
"Chorts."
chorts by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011
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chill shorts (sweat pant shorts)
Bro I went home and put on my chorts immediately.
Chorts by BakeJrown August 14, 2017
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chort chortle chorus chorter Chorty chlorts Chorse chorted Chortis chortley
Jake's gots some fye chorts on.
Chorts by AathanNnglin August 14, 2017
chino shorts; slightly less casual than jorts
it's so hot this week, I think I'll wear my beige chorts to Emily's wedding
chorts by chortsAffectionado June 25, 2026
Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.
"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

Nico Nico Chorus

A number of singers on the Japanese Nico Nico Douga site whose individual versions of the same song have been edited together in such a way that it appears that they are performing the song as one united chorus.

The song is usually (but not always) a vocaloid or anime song with a video backdrop, often with captions and/or icons identifying the individual singers.
Search for "Nico Nico Chorus" on Youtube for examples.
Nico Nico Chorus by greymousie January 18, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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