Chope the chicken 

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

Chope the chicken by Spangleburger June 16, 2018

Choke the Chicken 

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

Choke the Chicken by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choke the chicken 

see masturbate

choke the chicken by sophia April 21, 2003

choke the chicken 

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

choke the chicken by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

Choke the chicken 

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

Choke the chicken by M dizzle up in this hizzle September 28, 2008

Choke the Chicken 

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

Choke the Chicken by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

choke the chicken 

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

choke the chicken by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005