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means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
by BenJammin484 February 25, 2007

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a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.
Karens slobberpuss was so hairy, it flossed my teeth when I went down on her.
by BenJammin484 February 27, 2007

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