Definitions by BenJammin484

slobberpuss 

a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.

Karens slobberpuss was so hairy, it flossed my teeth when I went down on her.

slobberpuss by BenJammin484 March 1, 2007

Choke the Chicken 

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

Choke the Chicken by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007