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To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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