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Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)
Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008
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Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.
"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."
by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009
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