sophia's definitions

crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005

Magician Yuke

Pen name taken up by an asian female. Aside from writing, she is a fledging artist, specializing in monochrome works. When drawing, she favors mechanical pencils, black pens, permanent markers, and india ink.

Have you seen Magician Yuke's latest artwork?

by Sophia August 14, 2004

infectialicious

(v.)the act of being hott, sexy.
(adj.)and/or knowing how to be a sex kitten

Bridget: "Shit I hate pretty people"
Sophia: "Bitch, you must hate yourself, because your INFECTIALICIOUS"

by Sophia April 1, 2005

Lauri Ylönen

OMG he is I heard the rumor too. She looks like the chick from Josie & The Pussycats. OMG! I hate her she is like freakin him everynight and I dont get anything but to watch him from a concert. ARG! I want him for me why does that whore get him. W.E his loss. H ejust likes her for her tits.

"Yeah, you could say we like to stay home at night... togther. He is kinky when it comes to stuff like that" --YM Magazine

by Sophia February 13, 2005

zodiac

1. An expensive brand of watch.
2. The 12 star-signs based on astrology & Used to form horoscopes.
3. The at-large 1960's serial killer who taunted police. His most notable murder was that of Paul Stine in 1969 San Francisco.

1. Yo, I stole me a Zodiac!
2. What's your Zodiac sign?
3. Zodiac kicked some major cabbie ass.

by Sophia June 17, 2004

kargarban

Inspired by a young adolescent by the name of Kevin, kargarban is an adjective used to describe someone who lacks intelligence. In simpler terms, it can be defined as someone that is stupid. A stupid person.

He was like, "Would you like one donut... or 15 and a half donuts?" and i was like "damn...he is like..SUCH a kargarban"

by sophia June 30, 2004

mootering

verb form of mootie,

Stop mootering!!! u are such a mootie!!

by sophia December 11, 2003