Choobers

Choober

Someone who partakes in the publishing of choobs on social media sites as defined by choobers.com

by Phillpal June 14, 2011

beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

choobes

A Christian person's boobs. Usually referred to women. See also Joobs (a Jewish person's boobs)

Damn! That chick has such fine choobes I'd think she was sent by Jesus himself!

by Jason Mit January 22, 2008

choobees

chooses means like you are being, like if your friend is being mean you can say your being a choobees for that one.

you are being a choobees for that one

by yodibear April 4, 2021

Chombers

An exclamation of excitement and enjoyment. It is only ever used in positive circumstances and situations.

A way to exclaim your overwhelming joy and ecstasy that you experience about something so awesome that has just happened.

Another way to say cheers.

When finding a Rochefort 10 in your refrigerator after you thought you had no more: "Chombers! Life is grand!"

When something so incredible happened while hanging out with all of your friends: "So many chombers! This is the best day ever!"

by facefacemaster August 8, 2012