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beggars can't be choosers
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020
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neighbours can’t be choosers
A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
neighbours can’t be choosers by mummazumbe August 15, 2015
Choobering
Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.
Choobering by Dazork June 28, 2022
Chombers
An exclamation of excitement and enjoyment. It is only ever used in positive circumstances and situations.
A way to exclaim your overwhelming joy and ecstasy that you experience about something so awesome that has just happened.
Another way to say cheers.
A way to exclaim your overwhelming joy and ecstasy that you experience about something so awesome that has just happened.
Another way to say cheers.
When finding a Rochefort 10 in your refrigerator after you thought you had no more: "Chombers! Life is grand!"
When something so incredible happened while hanging out with all of your friends: "So many chombers! This is the best day ever!"
When something so incredible happened while hanging out with all of your friends: "So many chombers! This is the best day ever!"
Chombers by facefacemaster August 8, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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