A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
by mummazumbe July 21, 2015
1. When a person is quick with their mobile phone camera from their pocket, often shooting people in embarrassing situations.
2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.
2. The ability to text while the phone is still in your pocket.
1. "That guy is a the fastest Japanese Gunslinger you'd better watch what you are doing or he'll totally catch you out and put it on the net."
2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"
2. "Is that jock itch or are you a Japanese Gunslinger"
by mummazumbe August 23, 2010
by mummazumbe November 14, 2014
The amount of internet data allowance (in gigabytes) of data that you're allowed to download per month.
by mummazumbe November 04, 2014
Someone who hangs around when they are usually unwanted and is only interested in what they can get out of people. They are generally annoying and often ruin what would otherwise be perfectly nice days out.
“Ugh, now I have to share my chips with her because she swooped in just as I bought them, she’s such a gannet."
by mummazumbe August 21, 2014