Chonkster
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Chonkster
1. Chonkster- A very wild and Homosexual person, Usually said before preceding into oral sexual intercourse. Used as an adj to describe someone very gay.
2. Chonk- And action in which the submissive partner gets on all fours and devours the other partners Penis/Vagina
2. Chonk- And action in which the submissive partner gets on all fours and devours the other partners Penis/Vagina
Billy: Hey you seem very stressed wanna chonk it out chonkster
Elon Musk: Sure buddy but wanna talk about crypto after?
Elon Musk: Sure buddy but wanna talk about crypto after?
Chonkster
A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.
Common traits:
Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events
Thinks yelling = being funny
Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking
High-fives people aggressively for no reason
Common traits:
Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events
Thinks yelling = being funny
Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking
High-fives people aggressively for no reason
“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.
Chonkster by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026
Chuckster
I'm a chuckster!
r/chonkers
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
r/chonkers
A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020