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Cholder by evilhomer2300 March 2, 2009
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Clampt Chowder
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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Cholder • chowder • chowderhead • choder • choader • cholera • chodder • chodler • chowder-powder • cholero
Chowder Cow
Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013
choderider
A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.
Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.
choderider by sunnyfunnypunnylittlebunny March 21, 2017
Clenching Chowder
What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
Chowder cock
Chowder cock by George whos this January 9, 2014
chodery
Being chodish; acting like a complete chode. Implies a degree of incompetence and ludicrosity that is characteristic of the chode, the whole chode, and nothing but the chode.
Bro: Dude, I fucking hate going out with John, don't invite him to the bar. I'm not putting up with his chodery tonight.
Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.
Bro: What a chode.
Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.
Bro: What a chode.
chodery by Merriam Chubster September 16, 2013
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