Chokegate

when all of the daily press association newspapers didn’t cover the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney health scares.

Chokegate showed the inattention and unconcerned nature from our press for our president Dubya and vice president Big Time.

by Coop Dupe February 20, 2020

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.

Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."

by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008

chinegate

to accidentally hang up your cell phone with your chin

Hey, the line just went dead - did you chinegate me?

by jillish November 6, 2014

Chokebate

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.

Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.

by Crark July 14, 2010

chongater

A person who acts crazy like an Indian even if they aren't one . Be friends with a chongater they'll make everything better.

She drinks and parties like a chongater

by Bbfg3219 April 1, 2017