chokerbate
Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
chokerbate by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008
chaterbate
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014
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Cokerbation
In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.
Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006
Chokebate
The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose
It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Friend 2: What is?
Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.
Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.
Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.
Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.
Friend 1: Chokebate?
Friend 2: Yep, thats it
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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Chokerace
Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
chokerbitch
chokerbitch by Bambi/cawlahmawtee April 21, 2009
Chokegate
when all of the daily press association newspapers didn’t cover the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney health scares.