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chaterbate 

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014

Cokerbation 

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.
"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"
Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Chokebate 

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
Chokebate by Crark July 14, 2010

Chokerace 

Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
Oh look, there goes Ryan challenging Jon to a chokerace. Ryan never wins.
Chokerace by 24tShoe August 4, 2011

chokerbitch 

A stuck-up bitch who gives a lotta handjobs
Damn my girlfrend is such a bitch but she sure gives a good a handjob. That chokerbitch.

Chokegate 

when all of the daily press association newspapers didn’t cover the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney health scares.
Chokegate showed the inattention and unconcerned nature from our press for our president Dubya and vice president Big Time.
Chokegate by Coop Dupe February 20, 2020
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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