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cokeaholic 

A person addicted to Coke (drink), Vanilla Coke, or coke (drug).
1. Man, Amanda is a cokeaholic, she drinks way to much of that Vanilla juice.

2. Man, you a friggin cokeaholic, you smoke that shit way to much!

Cubeaholic 

Toby Mao-cubeaholic
Cubeaholic by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"
cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

wokeaholic 

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.

Cakeaholic 

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."
John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.
Cakeaholic by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

cougaholic

someone who is addicted to bagging cougars.
My friend John bangs a lot of women in their 40's. He is a cougaholic.
cougaholic by KarchKiraly January 16, 2010