coneaholic

the overwhelming urge to steal every traffic cone you come across. some may call it an addiction, but it is simply just a personality trait.

Jordyn: “Hey, have you heard that Michaella has turned into a coneaholic?”
Kelly: “Yeah, we got each other addicted”

by bigasscockadoodle September 19, 2020

Cubeaholic

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube

Toby Mao-cubeaholic

by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

Cuntaholic

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.

You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'

by Astro73 December 4, 2021

cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

by corauratum February 16, 2013

cuntaholic

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object

Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this

by J-Narth November 28, 2009

Cakeaholic

A word created by Damon Dash, former CEO of Rocafella Records. Dash used this word to describe his own addiction to money. Dash said that one of the symptoms of cakeaholism is when one "blinks dollar signs." Dash said that cakeaholics "have to have all the money."

John Dough makes costumes, sells candy, and does hair. He is a cakeaholic.

by HomegrownHits July 18, 2006

cougaholic

someone who is addicted to bagging cougars.

My friend John bangs a lot of women in their 40's. He is a cougaholic.

by KarchKiraly January 16, 2010