Chodestach

A Chodestach is someone who deliberately dips their penis in microwaved watermelons for intense stimulation.

Man Idk about Josh, he never comes out anymore.. he must be a Chodestach

by Jim langley April 23, 2009

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

chodesmack

its a name given to a person when they are being an ass hole or just being a little bitch.

tom:yo dave you wanna go to the titty bar after work around 8 or 9?

Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.

tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

Chestache

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.

"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"

by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009

Chodestar

When you cum in someone's eye with a chode.

Yesterday I gave Billy's girlfriend a Chodestar.

by Chodestar June 13, 2016

chodenbacher

1. One who worships the chode.
2. Nick Carlin

Wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher.

by Herr Buttslut August 15, 2004