chedmonger

someone whose addicted to ched (shit weed)

oi you little chedmonger

by the chedmonger May 5, 2020

chipmonger

A person who has an uncontrollable habit of eating chips. They will eat their own chips, but also have no qualms about finishing off somebody elses chips if they happen to find them unattended.

Man, I was excited to eat those Doritos I got with my Subway, but when I went to eat them, there was an empty bag. I guess that'll teach me not to leave chips laying out when the chipmonger is around.

by DJ Sicknasty May 12, 2009

Chermingered

The highest level of fucked.

Mia Ruddy: “oi I’m fucking chermingered me”
Joe Charnock: “oi trademark that shit”

by M rudd December 7, 2020

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

cheermonger

A derogatory term used by the grinch who stole christmas for the Whos down in Whoville the tall and the small. Known as cheermongers for their obnoxiuos singing and mysterious activities surrounding the christmas holiday...stolen by the grinch who stole it. it being christmas

Listen to those cheermongers....i reallyyyy dont like 'em... mm mm...no i dont.

by Fairfax 9 October 25, 2005