choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

chodemonger

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

by alien love weasel February 3, 2004

chedmonger

someone whose addicted to ched (shit weed)

oi you little chedmonger

by the chedmonger May 5, 2020