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1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.
That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger
by El pene January 23, 2003
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One who mongers the choad
Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.
by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003
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