choadmonger 

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

choadmonger by El pene January 23, 2003

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

choadmonkey 

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

choad monger 

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

choad monger by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

chodemonger 

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

chodemonger by alien love weasel February 3, 2004

chedmonger 

someone whose addicted to ched (shit weed)

oi you little chedmonger

chedmonger by the chedmonger May 5, 2020