chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch

bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle

chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

Chodemobile 

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.

Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.

Chodemobile by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemonkey 

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

chodemonkey by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

chodemonger 

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

chodemonger by alien love weasel February 3, 2004