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chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022
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Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet
Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

Chodemobile 

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
Chodemobile by Girouette October 27, 2008

chodemonkey 

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
chodemonkey by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

chodemobile 

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.
chodemobile by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

chodemonger 

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.
They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger
chodemonger by alien love weasel February 3, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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