Chodeboner 

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider

1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"

Chodeboner by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008

chodeboard 

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

chodeboard by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

Chodebert by redheaded__ September 21, 2020

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.

I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

ChodeBerry 

Another name for a blackberry because it is almost wider than its height, hence the name "chode" in "chodeberry," and a chode is a fat dick that is wider than its height.

EX1: A lot of people text on their chodeberries.

EX2: He played Dick Breaker on his ChodeBerry, which is a really bad game and is another name for Brick Breaker.

ChodeBerry by matt9236 January 19, 2010

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB) 

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB) by the ptcb master March 22, 2009