chodemonkey 

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

chodemonkey by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

Chodemonkey 

Universal term.

1. He's a chodemonkey.
2. I am the chodemonkey.
3. What the chodemonkey?
4. I chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. That chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. Why are you so chodemonkey?
7. That chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode

Chodemonkey by Chodemonkey.. June 16, 2010

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chochmonkey 

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

chochmonkey by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

choadmonkey 

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

Chode Monkey 

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

Chode Monkey by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007