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One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
by Koolp9000 March 17, 2007
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a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc
"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"
by barrycheeko July 07, 2006
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Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
by Slaytanic December 11, 2004
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1. He's a chodemonkey.
2. I am the chodemonkey.
3. What the chodemonkey?
4. I chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. That chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. Why are you so chodemonkey?
7. That chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode
by Chodemonkey.. June 14, 2010
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Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
by Captain Dingus May 03, 2013
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