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Chodem-pole

A Chodem-Pole is an unusually hairy base, or trunk of a dick. It appears like the ass-choda-testicle, and normal pubic hair have all combined, over-grown, and started to ascend the shaft.

An amalgamation of the English term “Choda” , and the carvings in wood, by Native Americans, referred to as ; “Totem Poles” which appear to reflect a penis-like shape.

It can be difficult to maintain.
Molly: “Did Chris’s dick heal after he cut himself, shaving his chodem-pole?”

Sally: “I”m not sure, it wasn’t worth it to check in.”
Chodem-pole by SharaSea July 21, 2026
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Chodem Pole 

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.
Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.
Chodem Pole by jack August 4, 2004

Chodem Pole 

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.
There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.
Chodem Pole by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

chodum pole 

A pole that is actually short and stout, or wider than long. Sometimes called a Penis Pole.
Jack climbed over the Chodum Pole.
chodum pole by chodeser January 24, 2003

choadem pole 

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods
that fucker has a choadem pole
choadem pole by Dan M. May 1, 2003

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence
sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

chodempole 

A pole object or person, made of any material, which a man screws.
The guy used the tree as his chodempole.
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