chodempole

A pole object or person, made of any material, which a man screws.

The guy used the tree as his chodempole.

by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003

chodeapode

diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.

the chodeapode's penis was so big that it weighed him down when he swam.

by the platypode March 30, 2010

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, or has no clue what they’re doing.

“God you’re such a chodemosexual”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

cholemole

Pronounced: (cho-lee-mo-lee)

Similar to guacamole. Cholemole is a sexual act when the partner puts crushed tortilla chips on another partner's chole (chapped asshole). The act is similar to dipping tortilla chips in guacamole. The saltier the better.

Last night I had a little cholemole with my wife because I knew it was on her mind after eating guacamole for dinner in the Mexican restaurant.

by grandpasgoodies69 November 29, 2011

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, clueless, or you simply dislike them.

“Bro I didn’t mean to!”
“You’re such a CHODEMOSEXUAL”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

Chodem Pole

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.

There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003