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Chodecoder 

A computer programmer who lacks talent, and views beastiality pornography with regularity.
"LOOOOOOOOL ROFLMAO @ Beastly Tim the Chodecoder!"
Chodecoder by TelimTor December 11, 2003
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choderider 

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.
Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.

Chodeboner 

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider
1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"
Chodeboner by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL
these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer
Chodeloader by briyon May 21, 2008

Chodepowder 

A narcotic substance that gives the effect of feeling like you're on top of the chode, a bit of a chode, and rubbing a chode ALL at PRECISELY the same time. It is created by removing a chode from a Chode-donor (someone who gives their chode for the sake of chodepowder everywhere)and then cut into small cubes. It is left to rot for a few years (some have been left for decades even, my favourite year is 1897) and then dried and ground down, into pure chodepowder. It is then inhaled through the jap of the chode/penis.
"I was off my chode, I had 2 Es and a line of chodepowder"
Chodepowder by Whimmers McGee June 28, 2008

Chodemode 

Acting in a manner related to chode behavior. You can be chodemode, you can be stuck in chodemode and anything that’s sucks more than usual is chodemode.
Example 1: Bro you better step out of chodemode when you talk to me.

Example 2: Hey look at this chodemode who just walked up to the bar.

Example 3: The dentist office is chodemode
Chodemode by EGGGGGGGGSSSSS December 3, 2018

Chodemode 

Myles Joyce has a chode. He is a chodemode.
Look over there it is chodemode! (Myles Joyce)
Chodemode by Sean Joyce December 3, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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