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Chodemode 

Acting in a manner related to chode behavior. You can be chodemode, you can be stuck in chodemode and anything that’s sucks more than usual is chodemode.
Example 1: Bro you better step out of chodemode when you talk to me.

Example 2: Hey look at this chodemode who just walked up to the bar.

Example 3: The dentist office is chodemode
Chodemode by EGGGGGGGGSSSSS December 3, 2018
Words you can keep

Chodemode 

Myles Joyce has a chode. He is a chodemode.
Look over there it is chodemode! (Myles Joyce)
Chodemode by Sean Joyce December 3, 2021

choderider 

A person who, in addition to burgling turds and being a dingleberry, enjoys riding on big fat beefy chodes.
Dev is such a motherfucking choderider he should seriously have to get a permit for that kind of choderiding.

chodeapode

diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.
the chodeapode's penis was so big that it weighed him down when he swam.
chodeapode by the platypode March 30, 2010

chodemongle

some body who drops a whole pizza on there penis with chode energy.

someone who is acting like a little bitch
bro why did you eat all my pizza your a little chodemongle
chodemongle by chode god April 13, 2022

Chodemedian 

(noun)A comedian that is not funny and says corny jokes.
My little brother thinks he's a professional comedian, but he is a chodemedian because his jokes suck.
Chodemedian by dhuang456 February 14, 2009

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet
Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in
Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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