Chobir 

A Kashmiri word historically used to innocently indicate a plump, voluptuous girl but presently used as a term for girlfriend or female partner. Other such terms include bunker, choti etc.

Adil checking out a girl: That chick looks really hot...

Moomin: Hey, asshole! She's my chobir.

Chobir by AdilShah July 29, 2022

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir 

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir by Zonnic August 14, 2011

rat race choir

The indistinguishable mass voice of an enslaved throng, first articulated by Bob Dylan in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

Don’t even think about questioning authority, just stand there and quietly sing along with the rat race choir!

rat race choir by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

CHOIR PRACTICE 

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)

"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"

CHOIR PRACTICE by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007

preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.

"We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work."
"Preachin' to the choir here baby."

preaching to the choir by Kay May 15, 2004

Red Army Choir 

The best group of people that ever existed. Great singing talent, great songs. Basically Gods. They will be missed by everyone.

A moment of silence to remember the death of the Red Army Choir on CChristmas 2016.

Red Army Choir by laffinluke3 November 14, 2018

Westminster Choir College 

Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.

Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".

In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.

High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?

Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*

Westminster Choir College by stressminsterstudent15 October 14, 2012