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Chiwanese
Describes a lower grade product or are products made in the eastern and southern parts of Asia. Including: China, Taiwan, Japan, Vietnam, Indonesia, etc...
Pronounced; Chai-wan-ease
Pronounced; Chai-wan-ease
Chiwanese by DrDynamite January 17, 2021
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Chiwanese • Chinanese • Chaiwanese • Chianese • Chianeser • Chiganese • Chipanese • Chivanese • South Ugandan chiwaneese • Chinese
chinese tomatoes
Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012
Chinese Chair
Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018
ordering Chinese
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
chinese chair
Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017
Chinese Pablo
Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.
Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021
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