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Chinanese 

n. A Chinese person from mainland China as opposed to Taiwan or Hong Kong. A term popularized in the Bay Area.
"What's this I hear about your people blowing up satellites?"
"Don't look at me, I'm not Chinanese"
Chinanese by David Lin February 22, 2007
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Chinanese 

He is from China and his nationality is Chinanese
Chinanese by opszelda June 25, 2020

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.
"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

ordering Chinese 

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"
chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Chinese Pablo 

Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.
Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."

Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"

Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.

Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."

Jessica: "Just go and check!"

Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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