Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

Chistmas tree by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

Christmas Tree Passage 

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

Christmas Tree Passage by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

San Francisco Christmas tree 

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

San Francisco Christmas tree by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

Christmas Tree 

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

Christmas Tree by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Christmas Tree'd 

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

Christmas Tree'd by DomPrice February 26, 2012

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

fucking around the christmas tree 

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

fucking around the christmas tree by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016