chirstmas 

Where you get free stuff

i love chirstmas

chirstmas by Chirstmas December 10, 2016

Chirstmas 

You meant to search for Christmas on this site, but just like what happened to Porb, you made a typo and typed Chirstmas instead. Now you are reading this.

Antheist: I wonder what Christmas is.
*Look it up on Urban Dictionary*
*Mistype it to Chirstmas*
*See this definition*
Antheist: Lmao!

Chirstmas by momotaros December 24, 2018

Chirstmas eve presents 

santa come that early???

I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?

Chirstmas eve presents by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"

My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive pixel squirts filled with colorful bytes & chunks that a video game uses to blind us.

The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.

Diarrhea Christmas Lights by 2nd string, 2nd fret March 31, 2020

War on Christmas 

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.

According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.

War on Christmas by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020