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Chi Long Qua 

The best DOTA 2 player this world has ever fucking seen. Over the years he built a cult following by applying

advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his team-mates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by spreading his light of Positive Mental Attitude(PMA).
Hey guys could you pause for a second my grandma just fell down the sta-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYONE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
Chi Long Qua by hagumama June 7, 2018
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Chiongster 

A chiongster is a person who aims to be the best at whatever they do. They always 'chiong' (speed/rush) to the finishing line, beating all their competitors to a pulp. These chiongsters tend to be nerdy.

The term chiongster can also refer to a person who loves the night life. In this case, the chiongster is a party animal who enjoys 'chionging' (partying).
S: Vivienne scored full marks on our last quiz.
K: What a chiongster!

I: I need a drink. Let's party!
S: I'm staying in. I'm a failed chiongster (party animal). I need to become a chiongster at the other end of the spectrum (nerd). Gonna hit the books!
Chiongster by CHIONGSTERS October 2, 2010

Chicongo 

The city formerly known as. Chicago, after finally voting out lesbian Lori Lightfoot, who modestly dubbed herself “…the biggest swinging’ dick…” in the city, is Black At it Again, electing former public school teacher Brandon Johnson as their new mayor. But do Chicagoans truly know what they voted for?
I’m funabe goim’ to Chicongo to get me some o dem repartatioms SF style, kaaang!
Singlish variant of the Hokkein word, "Rush" or "Hurry up".

Used exclusively in Singapore, it is occasionally heard in Malaysia and Thailand if Singaporeans travel there.
bob: SIAN MY HWK DUE IN 2HR!!
ben: CHIONG!!

bob: 0.01% TIL LVL 15O!!
ben: CHIONG SIA!!
chiong by hoz0r March 2, 2010

Chi-Long 

Chi-Long aka the hornless dragon, is loyal, trustworthy & good to have around us. Chi-Long take cares of his loved ones and is a perfectionist. Chi-Long’s vision of life is clear and can achieve anything if work is put in.
Chi-Long is defined has a Hornless dragon in Chinese myth. He thinks alot and can go around problems easily.
Chi-Long by Nicholas herkus November 28, 2019
A penis unproportionately longer than wide.
Resembles a spaghetti noodle or pencil.
Damn, look at that lanky bastard, i bet he has a chlong
Chlong by King Jaw December 9, 2008
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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