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Chi Long Qua 

The best DOTA 2 player this world has ever fucking seen. Over the years he built a cult following by applying

advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his team-mates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by spreading his light of Positive Mental Attitude(PMA).
Hey guys could you pause for a second my grandma just fell down the sta-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYONE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
Chi Long Qua by hagumama June 7, 2018
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Chiongster 

A chiongster is a person who aims to be the best at whatever they do. They always 'chiong' (speed/rush) to the finishing line, beating all their competitors to a pulp. These chiongsters tend to be nerdy.

The term chiongster can also refer to a person who loves the night life. In this case, the chiongster is a party animal who enjoys 'chionging' (partying).
S: Vivienne scored full marks on our last quiz.
K: What a chiongster!

I: I need a drink. Let's party!
S: I'm staying in. I'm a failed chiongster (party animal). I need to become a chiongster at the other end of the spectrum (nerd). Gonna hit the books!
Chiongster by CHIONGSTERS October 2, 2010

Chicongo 

The city formerly known as. Chicago, after finally voting out lesbian Lori Lightfoot, who modestly dubbed herself “…the biggest swinging’ dick…” in the city, is Black At it Again, electing former public school teacher Brandon Johnson as their new mayor. But do Chicagoans truly know what they voted for?
I’m funabe goim’ to Chicongo to get me some o dem repartatioms SF style, kaaang!
Singlish variant of the Hokkein word, "Rush" or "Hurry up".

Used exclusively in Singapore, it is occasionally heard in Malaysia and Thailand if Singaporeans travel there.
bob: SIAN MY HWK DUE IN 2HR!!
ben: CHIONG!!

bob: 0.01% TIL LVL 15O!!
ben: CHIONG SIA!!
chiong by hoz0r March 2, 2010

Chi-Long 

Chi-Long aka the hornless dragon, is loyal, trustworthy & good to have around us. Chi-Long take cares of his loved ones and is a perfectionist. Chi-Long’s vision of life is clear and can achieve anything if work is put in.
Chi-Long is defined has a Hornless dragon in Chinese myth. He thinks alot and can go around problems easily.
Chi-Long by Nicholas herkus November 28, 2019
A penis unproportionately longer than wide.
Resembles a spaghetti noodle or pencil.
Damn, look at that lanky bastard, i bet he has a chlong
Chlong by King Jaw December 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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