The best DOTA 2 player this world has ever fucking seen. Over the years he built a cult following by applying
advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his team-mates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by spreading his light of Positive Mental Attitude(PMA).
Hey guys could you pause for a second my grandma just fell down the sta-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYONE YOU FUCKINGSHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
A chiongster is a person who aims to be the best at whatever they do. They always 'chiong' (speed/rush) to the finishing line, beating all their competitors to a pulp. These chiongsters tend to be nerdy.
The term chiongster can also refer to a person who loves the night life. In this case, the chiongster is a party animal who enjoys 'chionging' (partying).
S: Vivienne scored full marks on our last quiz.
K: What a chiongster!
I: I need a drink. Let's party!
S: I'm staying in. I'm a failed chiongster (party animal). I need to become a chiongster at the other end of the spectrum (nerd). Gonna hit the books!
The city formerly known as. Chicago, after finally voting out lesbian Lori Lightfoot, who modestly dubbed herself “…the biggest swinging’ dick…” in the city, is Black At it Again, electing former public school teacher Brandon Johnson as their new mayor. But do Chicagoans truly know what they voted for?
I’m funabe goim’ to Chicongo to get me some o dem repartatioms SFstyle, kaaang!
Chi-Long aka the hornless dragon, is loyal, trustworthy & good to have around us. Chi-Long take cares of his loved ones and is a perfectionist. Chi-Long’s vision of life is clear and can achieve anything if work is put in.
Chi-Long is defined has a Hornless dragon in Chinese myth. He thinks alot and can go around problems easily.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!