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Chi Long Qua 

The best DOTA 2 player this world has ever fucking seen. Over the years he built a cult following by applying

advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his team-mates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by spreading his light of Positive Mental Attitude(PMA).
Hey guys could you pause for a second my grandma just fell down the sta-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYONE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
Chi Long Qua by hagumama June 7, 2018
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Chi Long Qua 

This best dota 2 player this wold has ever fucking seen. He built a cult following by applying advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his teammates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by bestowing his light of pma upon them.
Hey guys could we pause for a second my grandma just had a hear-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYBODY YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
Chi Long Qua by hagumama June 7, 2018

chi long qua 

A fucking dogshit shitstain dota player who griefs and ruins the fucking game. A hilarious sack of shit for others, cancer for this team.
I lost 25 MMR again. I hope valve bans Chi Long Qua.
chi long qua by Pseudo Geek May 22, 2016
Person with small penis and big mouth, nuff' said.
Classmate 429 : MY story is gewd!

Chilong : Noob you suck at making stories.

Classmate 430 : What a fag.
Chilong by Jonathan572 October 15, 2011

Chilonga 

Someone with a larger than natural forehead, nice ass and cracking personality.
That guy is such a Chilonga
Chilonga by Ejjjieruewka March 11, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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