child protective services 

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

child protective services by anonymous April 10, 2021

Child protective services 

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

Child protective services by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008