noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.

"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

Chickenfish by Kitten cam viewer March 21, 2013

chickenfresh

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy

Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?

chickenfresh by BuckL August 4, 2007

Chickenfuckery

The act of exploiting a situation while simultaneously fucking your co-workers by being a dead-weight to the bitter end.

Stop with the chickenfuckery and sucking the bosses dick. Get off your lazy ass and come help us for fuck sake.

Chickenfuckery by Bossespet69 September 18, 2023

chickenfaggot

A homosexual male whom has been sodomized so many times with a large appendage in which his rectum has difficultly fitting, that it causes him to walk in an unnatural fashion, similar to how chickens walk.

Person one: Have you noticed how Jamarcus has been walking lately?

Person two: Why yes I have. He walks like a chickenfaggot!

chickenfaggot by SexAddict20184 December 30, 2010

chickenface

Someone with a chicken face and spiky hair.

Darwin is a chickenface because he's ugly

chickenface by Estebanort77 May 30, 2008

ChickenFuck!?

1) n. Your fucking kidding me.
2) n. WTF 'what the fuck'
2) n. A state of confusion or dismay.
* Used only by itself in a sentence.

Dumbass 1) I stuck my hand in the Toaster.
Tom 2) ChickenFuck!?

Girl 1) I think I'm pregnant.
Guy 2) ChickenFuck!?

ChickenFuck!? by Whodya Think October 11, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026