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Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.
"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

chickenfresh 

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy
Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?
chickenfresh by BuckL August 4, 2007

Chickenfuckery 

The act of exploiting a situation while simultaneously fucking your co-workers by being a dead-weight to the bitter end.
Stop with the chickenfuckery and sucking the bosses dick. Get off your lazy ass and come help us for fuck sake.
Chickenfuckery by Bossespet69 September 18, 2023

chickenfaggot 

A homosexual male whom has been sodomized so many times with a large appendage in which his rectum has difficultly fitting, that it causes him to walk in an unnatural fashion, similar to how chickens walk.
Person one: Have you noticed how Jamarcus has been walking lately?

Person two: Why yes I have. He walks like a chickenfaggot!
chickenfaggot by SexAddict20184 December 30, 2010

chickenface 

Someone with a chicken face and spiky hair.
Darwin is a chickenface because he's ugly
chickenface by Estebanort77 May 30, 2008

ChickenFuck!? 

1) n. Your fucking kidding me.
2) n. WTF 'what the fuck'
2) n. A state of confusion or dismay.
* Used only by itself in a sentence.
Dumbass 1) I stuck my hand in the Toaster.
Tom 2) ChickenFuck!?

Girl 1) I think I'm pregnant.
Guy 2) ChickenFuck!?
ChickenFuck!? by Whodya Think October 11, 2007