Critter

A professional lurker with a higher purpose... often with strange hobbies or appearance that are laughed at scoffed at by most. A strange or weird person, often seen by mainstream citizens as deranged, a loser, or possibly off. Usually lives in a van, 1960s era RV, or other unique van life style home with many personal touches. Instead of “keep Tahoe blue” stickers a critter is more likely to have a spray painted pack of wolves howling at ufos painted on the side of their vehicle. Critters have a higher purpose to which only they know and most can not comprehend.
I surfed at Ocean Beach this weekend. The only people in the parking lot was a young family and this old critter cooking his dinner in a firepit he made out of old car parts.
by Rtizzlefizzle June 17, 2019
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A Critter is a Fan of the Geek & Sundry twitch Chanel Show 'Critical Role'
A Group Of Famous Voice Actors Who Role Play a group of Characters called 'vox machina' in a game of D&D Edition 5.
i am a Critter, a fan of critical role. oh your a true critter . #critterlove #crittercreations
by max zandison September 03, 2015
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A Critter is the usually dormant spirit within everyone, it becomes apparent and then altogether takes over the the host to wreak havoc, mayhem and financial ruin.
Although they look the same the critter is evil malicious and hungry for one thing …… Usually Crystal Meth.

Critters are generally solitary nocturnal creatures.

The critter can be overcome but its a strong force and help may be needed, often a combination of veterinary and psychological advice may need to be sought.
The Critter sold his mums car then elbowed her in the face
by mudnoomska April 17, 2011
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Steele: you the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment
Paul: Man so what
Steele: you an interesting critter bro
by Paul. Blart February 19, 2023
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In a casino, a floor games supervisor tasked with both wearing old suits and watching the dealers and players.
Stop counting, you're getting attention from the critters in the pit.
by Spivnick in Chains December 18, 2011
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Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing

:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people
Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!
by rich kid. June 15, 2009
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A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.
*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??
by Niloc March 12, 2005
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