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Chestise 

A mental increase from being flashed by your spouse or female partner daily
Your very “chestise” after being flashed by her aren’t you Brady
Chestise by Arron bishop October 17, 2023
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(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Chestist by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011
To inflict a solid blow to one's chest in order to put them in check.
You better come out of pocket before I Chestize you!
chestize by GTFOUR September 7, 2006
(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax
Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?
chastise by loxies December 6, 2020

Chesties 

Slang for someone from Westchester, used in a comically demeaning manner by someone from New York City.
"Let's go to a bar with those Chesties you met at College."
Chesties by mrcorrect March 28, 2009
To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.
Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.
chastise by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

Chesties 

A glorious game of modified beer pong where two teams of players try to bounce their balls into their cups by bouncing the ball off of the table, then off of their teammate’s chesticles, and finally into the cup. Once the ball is made into the cup, the opponent has to drink the cup and cannot start shooting again until they drink the beer and successfully flip the cup. The game is complete once one team has cleared all of their cups.
Alex created “Chesties.” An amazing game that gives me an excuse to drink super quick, take my shirt off, and yell at my friends.
Chesties by pattfm December 3, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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