Chestise

A mental increase from being flashed by your spouse or female partner daily

Your very “chestise” after being flashed by her aren’t you Brady

by Arron bishop October 17, 2023

Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.

Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011

chestize

To inflict a solid blow to one's chest in order to put them in check.

You better come out of pocket before I Chestize you!

by GTFOUR September 7, 2006

chastise

(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?

by loxies December 6, 2020

Chesties

Slang for someone from Westchester, used in a comically demeaning manner by someone from New York City.

"Let's go to a bar with those Chesties you met at College."

by mrcorrect March 28, 2009

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

Chesties

A glorious game of modified beer pong where two teams of players try to bounce their balls into their cups by bouncing the ball off of the table, then off of their teammate’s chesticles, and finally into the cup. Once the ball is made into the cup, the opponent has to drink the cup and cannot start shooting again until they drink the beer and successfully flip the cup. The game is complete once one team has cleared all of their cups.

Alex created “Chesties.” An amazing game that gives me an excuse to drink super quick, take my shirt off, and yell at my friends.

by pattfm December 3, 2017