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Chelsea’d 

When someone you’re texting sends you more than 12 texts in a row to get one simple point across.
Dj: “Hey man, i’ve just been chelsea’d”

Jordan: “Oh no not again!”

Chelsea'd in a corner 

When your daughter is ugly and you have the money for plastic surgery but if you suggest it, it will hurt her feelings.
That dude's ugly ass daughter could benefit from a shitload of plastic surgery but he has himself Chelsea'd in a corner.
Chelsea'd in a corner by Phathawg September 2, 2019

Chelsea'd in a corner 

When you find yourself in an ugly situation
Damn Bro, the Clinton's used money donated to their foundation to pay for the daughter's wedding and when the IRS found out they found themselves Chelsea'd in a corner.
Chelsea'd in a corner by Phathawg September 3, 2019

Chelsea Dagger 

A Chesea Dagger is a broken bottle used as a knife or stabbing weapon.
You hold for example a beer bottle at its neck and smash it into a chair or table so that the sharp edges can be used to stab someone.

Sometimes used by drunk footballfans therefor the name.
Mike got into a fight at the pub last night. He got stabbed three times by this london prick using a chelsea dagger!

Chelsea Dagger 

A pun on "Britney Spears" used by a Burlesque dancer, and the inspiration for the smash Fratellis hit of the same name.
"Chelsea Dagger is a cracking tune!"

chelsea darlene smitson 

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!